1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,319 Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,319 --> 00:00:08,880 I have been hunting for a way to confront Orcus and undo this. 3 00:00:09,679 --> 00:00:15,439 A direct path seems to have been opened. I cannot turn away from that opportunity. 4 00:00:15,439 --> 00:00:23,039 And there's this, this echoing crack that you hear from multiple locations. 5 00:00:23,039 --> 00:00:24,400 That does not sound good. 6 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:28,240 No, no, it's, we need to be ready. 7 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:31,920 Voronox. You heard that, Lipsinki? 8 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:35,600 Yeah, sounds like daddy's home and we better get out of here. 9 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:36,880 I think it's time you make your move. 10 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:41,200 I already failed once here. It's not going to happen again. 11 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:46,480 And just slowly advance on him, Axe-Drawn. 12 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:51,680 The two of you charge towards each other and with a flash of light coming up between you, 13 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:54,240 you raise your weapons to strike down at each other. 14 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:58,400 And this huge crack rings out back in the med tent. 15 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:06,960 Flint's body's eyes open with a huge gasp of air sits straight up. 16 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:15,359 With Thea and Leosin and Glim and Bahamut all standing around him. 17 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:21,120 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. 18 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,480 Also with me today is Karla Maxted. 19 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:32,080 She, her, tonight I will be Glim, Elia, Lipsinki, maybe Animal, all she, her. 20 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:33,120 And Tom Laird. 21 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:37,600 He, him, and I am playing Flint, Moot, and Telgir. 22 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,120 And Amy More. 23 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:44,960 Yeah, hi. I will be playing Thea and Night Hunter, she, her, 24 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:47,520 as well as Sullivan's Light, he, him. 25 00:01:47,519 --> 00:01:51,759 And joining us again today, Kristen Flemmons. 26 00:01:51,759 --> 00:01:58,799 Again and always, she, her, playing Agath, Godloss, Cato, Olavi, also she, her. 27 00:01:58,799 --> 00:02:00,640 And Kyle Claset. 28 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:04,159 Yeehaw, everyone. It's me, Kyle, from the Texas place. 29 00:02:04,159 --> 00:02:10,479 And I'm so glad to be back playing Voronax, he, him, and I am he, him, as well. 30 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:12,079 From the Texas place. 31 00:02:12,079 --> 00:02:16,159 Yes, this is your escape to the fantasy world now. 32 00:02:16,159 --> 00:02:17,520 I need it, and thank you. 33 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,359 Yep, fair enough, yep, fair enough. 34 00:02:19,359 --> 00:02:20,639 Everyone needs it. 35 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:22,400 Glad to have everybody here. 36 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:27,199 Yes, very excited about, about what's to come. 37 00:02:27,199 --> 00:02:27,680 The stuff? 38 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:31,519 All this timey wimey nonsense is coming to a head, my friends. 39 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:33,120 Doctor Who would be proud. 40 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,120 Or, real disappointed. 41 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:38,560 Yeah, either or. It's tough to say which way it would go. 42 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:39,759 You're not fucking it up right. 43 00:02:40,479 --> 00:02:42,879 That's right, we get a slap on the wrist for this. 44 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:48,240 The fact that Doctor Who hasn't shown up is, is, you know, just the way it's supposed to be. 45 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:49,199 The testament to, yeah. 46 00:02:49,199 --> 00:02:51,359 It's a real show of restraint on our part. 47 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,199 You say we could introduce NPCs, yes. 48 00:02:58,159 --> 00:03:03,039 Yeah, also have the, I also hold the right to have Orcas just eat them, 49 00:03:03,039 --> 00:03:04,879 num-num, as soon as they arrive. 50 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,120 That's actually good to know, too. 51 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,319 Short and sweet. 52 00:03:08,319 --> 00:03:12,400 I mean, he will play with them in his, in his, in his molars there for a little while 53 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,439 where you have a- 54 00:03:15,439 --> 00:03:16,960 He'll play with you in our molars. 55 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:18,400 That's what I was looking for. 56 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:20,480 Oh, no. 57 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:20,960 Yep. 58 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:21,599 Oh, no. 59 00:03:21,599 --> 00:03:22,719 No, he won't agree with that. 60 00:03:22,719 --> 00:03:24,400 No, embrace it, Carla. 61 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:27,439 I wasn't gonna say it, but they beat me to it. 62 00:03:27,439 --> 00:03:32,240 So where that happens is over on Patreon.com slash dumb dragoncast, 63 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:37,439 where we have to change our rating, I think, to make it that. 64 00:03:37,439 --> 00:03:40,560 But also you get an episode dedicated to you when you're a patron. 65 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:43,520 Like today's patron, Nick Jones. 66 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:44,240 Thanks, Nick. 67 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:45,120 Way to go, Nick. 68 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:45,680 Nick. 69 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:46,240 Thank you, Nick. 70 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:47,360 Oh, boy. 71 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,039 What time stream is Nick in? 72 00:03:49,039 --> 00:03:49,520 Who knows? 73 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:50,400 There's so many. 74 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,039 Molar time. 75 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,000 Okay, let's dive in. 76 00:03:57,199 --> 00:03:57,840 Fuck it. 77 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:58,400 Let's play. 78 00:03:59,039 --> 00:03:59,539 Yes. 79 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,000 Amy thought we were going for, like, a new catchphrase. 80 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:04,319 I know. 81 00:04:04,319 --> 00:04:05,840 I was like, you know, you can't change it, Russ. 82 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:06,640 You're changing everything. 83 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:07,920 You see the look of panic. 84 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,280 Like, I bring Orcas in. 85 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,599 I jump people ahead 10 years in time. 86 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:12,960 Back 10 years in time. 87 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:13,360 Nothing. 88 00:04:13,919 --> 00:04:14,960 Change the intro. 89 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:16,399 Let's jump into it. 90 00:04:16,399 --> 00:04:18,480 Are we a let's jump into a cast? 91 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:19,120 I said dive. 92 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:20,079 He said dive. 93 00:04:20,079 --> 00:04:20,399 Fine. 94 00:04:20,399 --> 00:04:22,079 Are we a dive into a cast? 95 00:04:22,079 --> 00:04:22,319 No. 96 00:04:22,319 --> 00:04:23,360 I was trying it out. 97 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,439 The look on your face is said, don't fucking do it. 98 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:27,120 I aborted. 99 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:27,920 I pulled the record. 100 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:29,839 Orcas ate it. 101 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:30,800 Nom nom. 102 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,399 Shoot it around on his molars. 103 00:04:32,399 --> 00:04:36,560 And now we're back in the lightest timeline. 104 00:04:37,519 --> 00:04:42,399 Vorunax, you rush out of the tent, followed quickly by Lipsinki, 105 00:04:42,399 --> 00:04:48,319 and see before you this whirling vortex of water, 106 00:04:48,319 --> 00:04:50,959 as all of the undead that you had turned away 107 00:04:50,959 --> 00:04:55,040 are now cresting back up and out of the crashing waves. 108 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:59,920 And you look deep within this black swirling portal, 109 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:03,840 and you see a face that you instantly recognize. 110 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:11,520 It's that of Orcas, whose eyes lock dead on you. 111 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:16,320 I stare back defiantly despite the slight tremble 112 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:19,040 I have in my right knee, which is my bad knee anyway. 113 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:20,800 I mean, that could mean anything. 114 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,720 That could be fear, or it's going to rain. 115 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:23,360 Exactly. 116 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:29,200 And I kind of just reach my hand out for Lipsinki, 117 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:33,600 kind of backwards, underhanded for like a little bit of a low five. 118 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:35,840 As we stare this down. 119 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:37,200 Yeah, we can do this. 120 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:41,040 I mean, I'm not exactly sure what we're going to do, 121 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,040 but we can do something. 122 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:44,080 We can try. 123 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:45,280 Yeah, we can try. 124 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:50,000 Everybody else on the beach, all the undead begin 125 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:53,440 walking out of these crashing waves. 126 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:56,800 You hear the call of these undead dragons. 127 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:00,880 They're blasting their necrotic breath out across the sky, 128 00:06:01,439 --> 00:06:03,040 and moving to swoop down. 129 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:08,079 So did you like call them back or something to discuss? 130 00:06:10,319 --> 00:06:13,120 I notice all the zombies are coming back. 131 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:16,319 I point to the giant whirlpool in the sky 132 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:20,079 that has the goat-headed face in it. 133 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:23,920 Say, well, see, that's daddy. 134 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,920 And when daddy's home, they do what he says. 135 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,840 Uh, so, ready yourselves. 136 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:33,840 Get to where you need to be. 137 00:06:34,879 --> 00:06:38,080 Yeah, if you thought it was bad before, it's about to get a lot worse. 138 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:39,360 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 139 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,280 So does that make, who's mommy? 140 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:45,360 Well, let's just say it makes him mad when we bring up mommy. 141 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:48,000 I mean, families can look like all sorts of different things. 142 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,680 Sometimes there's a mommy and a daddy. 143 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,120 Sometimes it's just a daddy. 144 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:52,480 Yeah. 145 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,840 Yeah, anyway, he's, he's. 146 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,759 If someone could just tell me where I should be, 147 00:06:55,759 --> 00:06:57,599 because you said get to where you need to be, 148 00:06:57,599 --> 00:07:00,959 and I haven't, I don't know where I'm supposed to be. 149 00:07:02,079 --> 00:07:03,680 Where you can hit things, I think. 150 00:07:06,399 --> 00:07:09,439 That, and he points up to, to Orcus. 151 00:07:12,719 --> 00:07:16,800 Or any of those, as I point out to the beach horizon. 152 00:07:17,599 --> 00:07:18,480 There are options. 153 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:28,720 We cut back to the med tent as Flint's body has just shot up to a seat. 154 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:35,200 Oh my God, Flint, Flint, Flint, Flint. 155 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,000 Yeah, yeah. 156 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:39,280 Yeah. Hold on a second. 157 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:39,759 Yeah. 158 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:41,200 Yeah, that was, that was wild. 159 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,560 How many fingers am I holding up? 160 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,800 How many fingers are you holding? 161 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:46,960 How many fingers do you think I'm holding up? 162 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:48,480 I mean, just the one. 163 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:49,040 Yeah. 164 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:50,800 It is, and it's the middle finger. 165 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:51,520 How did you know? 166 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,760 Just, just the one, you're just holding the one. 167 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:56,640 Oh my God. 168 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:58,000 Okay. 169 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 And then she slaps him on the shoulder. 170 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,840 Never allow someone else to put another soul inside your body 171 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:06,000 and then get trapped with them for a long time and then, 172 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:09,440 and then make us do a crazy ritual. 173 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,800 Yeah, all those things, all of those things. 174 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:13,300 You. 175 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:15,220 Okay. 176 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:20,960 Um, how do I know it's really you? 177 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,600 What's the Dragonborn doing here? 178 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,360 Oh, hey, I'm, I'm Glim. 179 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:28,720 It's really great to meet you. 180 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:29,760 I've heard so much about you. 181 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:33,759 I've been sort of helping a little bit with your whole thing. 182 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:35,920 Cool. Cool. 183 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:39,519 And that one, who's that one? 184 00:08:40,879 --> 00:08:44,560 Yeah. Hey, Bahamut, glad to be here. 185 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:46,800 Okay. 186 00:08:46,799 --> 00:08:47,359 Yeah. Cool. 187 00:08:47,919 --> 00:08:49,759 Cat Lord over in the corner there too. 188 00:08:52,159 --> 00:08:52,879 Welcome back. 189 00:08:53,439 --> 00:08:57,679 There's some problems going on outside. 190 00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:03,759 I know the reunion is, is, is mighty, but once we get you back in time, 191 00:09:05,599 --> 00:09:11,359 there might be more time to kind of go over the logistics of who, when, where, why, how. 192 00:09:11,359 --> 00:09:13,039 Okay. Okay. Back in time. 193 00:09:13,919 --> 00:09:14,419 Cool. 194 00:09:15,299 --> 00:09:17,059 That are we, are we going now? 195 00:09:17,059 --> 00:09:18,179 That's the plan. 196 00:09:18,179 --> 00:09:21,299 Leosin is prepping the ritual. 197 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:23,699 Leosin's kind of, he's tired. 198 00:09:23,699 --> 00:09:25,139 Leosin's always prepping the fucking ritual. 199 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:28,579 You see him and he looks, he looks like worn down. 200 00:09:28,579 --> 00:09:31,059 Like this ritual took a lot out of him. 201 00:09:31,860 --> 00:09:36,579 He's flipping pages, setting up other elements. 202 00:09:36,579 --> 00:09:38,259 I'm going to need, I'm going to need some time. 203 00:09:39,459 --> 00:09:41,620 Not long, but if you can hold them, hold them off 204 00:09:42,580 --> 00:09:46,659 for just, just a few minutes, we'll be able to, we'll be able to send 205 00:09:46,659 --> 00:09:49,379 at least the first group and then work on the second one. 206 00:09:49,379 --> 00:09:50,659 Send up a signal when you're ready. 207 00:09:50,659 --> 00:09:51,779 We'll, we'll go out. 208 00:09:51,779 --> 00:09:52,500 Oh yes. 209 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,340 Flynn, maybe you stay here. 210 00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:56,899 Okay. Yeah. That sounds okay for now. 211 00:09:56,899 --> 00:10:01,779 Uh, Glim gives Leosin some electrolyte drink just to sort of like replenish a little bit. 212 00:10:01,779 --> 00:10:02,259 Absolutely. 213 00:10:02,259 --> 00:10:03,460 Doesn't look that great. 214 00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:05,139 She always has some in her camel back. 215 00:10:06,659 --> 00:10:08,100 Are you guys sharing a straw? 216 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,139 I'm just squirting it. 217 00:10:09,939 --> 00:10:11,139 Right into his mouth. 218 00:10:11,139 --> 00:10:17,059 Okay, nice. The, uh, looks at Flynn and says, stay. 219 00:10:17,059 --> 00:10:19,139 Yeah, no, no, I, I heard you. 220 00:10:19,139 --> 00:10:20,740 And she runs out of the tent. 221 00:10:21,460 --> 00:10:25,539 And Glim goes out to, I wonder what Bahamut does. 222 00:10:25,539 --> 00:10:28,259 I wonder, I bet he, I bet he turns into a dragon. 223 00:10:29,299 --> 00:10:30,259 In the tent? 224 00:10:30,259 --> 00:10:31,139 Nah. 225 00:10:31,139 --> 00:10:32,659 Yeah, just fucking wrecking stuff. 226 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:35,139 Oh, that guy. 227 00:10:35,139 --> 00:10:38,259 Bahamut begins to stride out. 228 00:10:38,259 --> 00:10:40,340 How cool do we want Bahamut to look like? 229 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:44,580 Oh, I think he should dive out of that tent and immediately turn into a dragon. 230 00:10:44,580 --> 00:10:45,299 Transform. 231 00:10:45,299 --> 00:10:45,620 Yeah. 232 00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:46,100 Okay. 233 00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:46,580 That's pretty cool. 234 00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:47,779 Here it is, I got it. 235 00:10:47,779 --> 00:10:53,299 Bahamut slowly walks out onto the beach, moving the tent flap aside. 236 00:10:53,299 --> 00:11:00,100 And then it begins to stretch and like twangs his back a little bit and like holds 237 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:03,220 it and he's just kind of, he bends over and she's like a deep breath. 238 00:11:08,819 --> 00:11:19,139 And then he sneezes and then explodes out as this gigantic platinum dragon that skims 239 00:11:19,139 --> 00:11:24,019 across the water surface towards the dragons in the sky. 240 00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:26,259 That was cool. 241 00:11:27,059 --> 00:11:27,620 Super cool. 242 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,819 Not at all an old man way to turn into a dragon, it's fine. 243 00:11:32,819 --> 00:11:34,100 Nope, nope, Brad. 244 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,939 Did he rub some bed and gay on his back? 245 00:11:36,580 --> 00:11:38,900 He just got done shoveling the driveway. 246 00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:40,420 Yep, exactly. 247 00:11:40,420 --> 00:11:41,300 My sciatic. 248 00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:48,660 Agoth, where do we find you? 249 00:11:48,660 --> 00:11:56,580 On top of Rex's back, heading to meet the front that's incoming. 250 00:11:56,580 --> 00:12:02,580 Not too far because you got to maintain the perimeter close-ish to the tent so 251 00:12:02,580 --> 00:12:04,660 they can't flank you, but yeah. 252 00:12:04,659 --> 00:12:09,860 As the undead are coming up, what weapon does Agoth use again? 253 00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:10,740 So many. 254 00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:15,219 So many weapons. 255 00:12:15,779 --> 00:12:18,419 And is there a cool thing that you want to use? 256 00:12:18,419 --> 00:12:21,459 Do you have a post-it note up that you really want to emphasize? 257 00:12:21,459 --> 00:12:25,860 Because we're mostly in the business of these scenes just describing cool shit that we do. 258 00:12:25,860 --> 00:12:31,220 So I think because she's getting up on Rex's back as he's sort of already in a 259 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:35,460 gallop and galloping forward, before we're close enough for full melee, 260 00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:41,540 she's gonna pull the lance off her back and throw it and make a nice undead kebab 261 00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:45,620 in one direction and then grab the spear and throw that in the other direction. 262 00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:50,899 And then her coolest weapon is the Revenant double-bladed scimitar. 263 00:12:50,899 --> 00:12:56,660 And so then that comes out as the two-handed weapon as she's gonna start. 264 00:12:56,740 --> 00:13:04,419 Just, you know, like as if you're like, what is the word for when you're harvesting grain? 265 00:13:04,419 --> 00:13:06,339 Like siving wheat. 266 00:13:06,339 --> 00:13:12,980 Threshing heads off of undead as Rex tramples them underfoot. 267 00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:14,100 Horse tearing across. 268 00:13:14,659 --> 00:13:21,139 Tabaxi were close to the water, but as I feel like Rex and Agoth tearing 269 00:13:21,299 --> 00:13:28,580 up this beach are not only pushing back the undead, but also scattering the Tabaxi 270 00:13:28,580 --> 00:13:29,939 back to the forest line. 271 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:38,259 There's this loud rumbling chuckle that comes out of the portal and emanates and 272 00:13:38,259 --> 00:13:40,980 vibrates your chest, Vorunax, and there's... 273 00:13:43,059 --> 00:13:48,740 The voice rings out not to everyone else, but more just in your head. 274 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:55,299 Vorunax, what happened to my boy? 275 00:13:57,139 --> 00:14:04,740 Blood Lord, the shadow that was, that is, and will be, I have found a way 276 00:14:06,259 --> 00:14:12,819 for you to assume the power that is rightfully yours sooner than now. 277 00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:16,740 I ask that you trust your humble servant. 278 00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:22,899 And I am definitely going for deceit here. 279 00:14:24,019 --> 00:14:26,659 Roll deception, please. 280 00:14:27,940 --> 00:14:29,299 That is a 26. 281 00:14:30,419 --> 00:14:31,060 Oh damn. 282 00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:33,060 You've already won. 283 00:14:34,019 --> 00:14:37,060 If this doesn't work, you have nothing to lose. 284 00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:43,060 There's this sound that emanates. 285 00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:48,500 It's heard not just in your mind, but all across the beach. 286 00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:52,100 It's this guttural... 287 00:14:56,420 --> 00:15:03,940 Starts as a growl or moan and turns into like this shriek pitch of a scream. 288 00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:12,580 The portal begins to open wider. 289 00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:20,100 It begins to grow immensely in size. 290 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:25,780 Everybody who came out from the tent, you see... 291 00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:31,540 Well, for the first time, because this is all kind of happening at the same time, 292 00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:40,420 this massive portal that's expanding quickly now to the size of what could be a castle. 293 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:48,980 This hooved clawed leg steps out from beyond it. 294 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:58,420 Thea and Glim, you step out and you see this giant hooved clawed foot 295 00:15:58,420 --> 00:16:02,020 stepping out from beyond this dark, black, roiling portal. 296 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,860 What the legitimate fuck is going on out here? 297 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:08,580 We were just doing a ritual and somehow they opened a portal? 298 00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:11,540 Um, did the ritual open the portal? 299 00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:12,040 No. 300 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:13,080 No. 301 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:13,960 No. 302 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:17,220 It doesn't matter. 303 00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:21,940 Um, hey, um, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 304 00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:23,160 Hey. 305 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,060 Vernux, what the fuck man? 306 00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:30,900 Um, I'm working on it, I'm working on it. 307 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,900 I don't think I'm working very good though. 308 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,020 Do you need to hit me or something? 309 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:35,060 Do you need to like make it real? 310 00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:37,220 Don't stab me though, but you can hit me. 311 00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:38,740 I can take it. 312 00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:40,500 I don't think that's necessary. 313 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:46,340 But whatever we need to do to get the ball rolling on fixing things. 314 00:16:47,379 --> 00:16:50,500 The ball is, um, is being prepared? 315 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:54,660 Yeah, he's like hydrated, he's working, um, what should we do? 316 00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:57,860 Fight him, fight those undead on the beach. 317 00:16:57,860 --> 00:16:59,220 What's the, what's our best plan? 318 00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:00,420 Are we just staring at each other? 319 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,300 He seems to be coming through. 320 00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:02,259 Is he coming through to talk? 321 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:03,940 Unlikely. 322 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:07,860 I'm, I'm certain he may know. 323 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:08,740 Know how? 324 00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:10,820 Yeah, he's not, he's not much of a talker. 325 00:17:11,779 --> 00:17:14,900 Especially when he is looking like this. 326 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:19,299 So I guess what I'm trying to say is we should probably all, um, fight. 327 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:23,299 Do any of you have abilities to negate that? 328 00:17:24,340 --> 00:17:25,539 To help close that? 329 00:17:26,259 --> 00:17:28,019 To help, help close that? 330 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:29,700 No. 331 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:30,500 Anything? 332 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:33,059 Uh, uh, okay. 333 00:17:33,059 --> 00:17:36,659 What, what kind of, what, what, what kind of stuff doesn't he like? 334 00:17:36,659 --> 00:17:40,659 You know, like, um, like I know he likes the living. 335 00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:41,059 Okay. 336 00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:41,460 Fair. 337 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:41,779 All right. 338 00:17:41,779 --> 00:17:43,619 Like sunshine, sunshine. 339 00:17:43,619 --> 00:17:44,579 It's bad for him. 340 00:17:44,579 --> 00:17:44,899 Yeah. 341 00:17:48,579 --> 00:17:53,700 Agoth, your scimitar is swirling and knocking, knocking heads off. 342 00:17:53,700 --> 00:18:01,379 You feel a small weight jump up behind you and this blast of chaotic energy goes out 343 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,700 like swirling out in front of you. 344 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,700 Yeah, look at that. 345 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:06,660 I can do that. 346 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,740 See, make explosions in front of. 347 00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:09,380 Oh, sorry. 348 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:09,860 Whoa. 349 00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:10,500 Sorry. 350 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,820 I almost, almost disrupted the horse there. 351 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,820 Hey, hey Moot. 352 00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:15,940 Hey Moot. 353 00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:20,420 We gotta prove to Agoth that coming to Celestia is really cool this time of year. 354 00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:21,460 Yeah. 355 00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:26,020 And I'm also throwing, Moot's also throwing like eldritch glass all over the map here. 356 00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:27,380 Yep. 357 00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:27,780 Yep. 358 00:18:27,780 --> 00:18:30,260 Celestia, pretty awesome this time of year. 359 00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:33,220 Definitely Flamikins is right about that. 360 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:34,180 You gotta come. 361 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,019 We do not even know which year. 362 00:18:36,019 --> 00:18:38,339 Well, I think it's just kind of like an all the time thing. 363 00:18:38,339 --> 00:18:42,500 It's like the year of our Lord Bahamut, which is like every year. 364 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,740 So as long as we land in a year where Bahamut's there, 365 00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:46,339 it's the year of our Lord Bahamut. 366 00:18:46,339 --> 00:18:48,019 I hear he's a really cool guy. 367 00:18:48,019 --> 00:18:49,619 Someone was telling me that earlier. 368 00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:52,900 You know, I have heard that a time or two. 369 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:54,019 Yeah, totes. 370 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:59,059 Hey, Agoth, there's a big arm coming through there. 371 00:18:59,139 --> 00:18:59,539 It looks. 372 00:19:02,019 --> 00:19:02,740 You see that? 373 00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:04,419 How close is the big arm? 374 00:19:04,419 --> 00:19:08,819 Oh, it's it's it's like down the beach, but it looks like Orcus. 375 00:19:10,019 --> 00:19:10,980 It was hard to miss. 376 00:19:12,579 --> 00:19:14,259 I mean, I don't know. 377 00:19:14,899 --> 00:19:17,379 You want to punch that face? 378 00:19:17,379 --> 00:19:19,859 Oh, I don't think you should punch him right now. 379 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:20,500 That seems like a bad idea. 380 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,460 No, it wasn't really like a well, now's the time to do it. 381 00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:25,139 It was more of like a disbelief. 382 00:19:25,139 --> 00:19:25,539 Gotcha. 383 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:25,859 Gotcha. 384 00:19:25,859 --> 00:19:26,899 Glider on the same page. 385 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:31,700 You want to climb up that that loin skirt that he's wearing 386 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:37,700 and climb all the scars and skin suit that he has on and. 387 00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:42,500 Unlike you, I have no desire to be near the loins of any god. 388 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:45,860 Well, that feels a little bit pointed, but I get them. 389 00:19:45,860 --> 00:19:46,900 I get what you're saying. 390 00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,300 Maybe not that loin. 391 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:51,700 I don't want to see what's under that loin cloth. 392 00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:55,540 Do you think there should maybe be perhaps less talking and more 393 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,620 beheading of undead? 394 00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:00,660 Oh, yeah, you bet. 395 00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:01,220 Watch this. 396 00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:03,460 You behead them and I'll do something cool. 397 00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:04,500 I'll behead a few. 398 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:07,300 And then lightning tears down from the sky, 399 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:10,420 like incinerating the bodies through the middle. 400 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:11,060 Look at that. 401 00:20:12,259 --> 00:20:13,140 Undead kebabs. 402 00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:14,180 That's. 403 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:17,060 Nothing impresses this one mood. 404 00:20:17,060 --> 00:20:17,560 Fuck. 405 00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:20,100 I mean, she's seeing some things. 406 00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:20,900 Yeah, that's true. 407 00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,740 So are they like both on the horse with me? 408 00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:30,420 I just don't know. 409 00:20:31,539 --> 00:20:35,460 How I picture it in my mind's eye, this is probably not physically possible, 410 00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:38,900 but like Flamikinskins jumped on with moot on her shoulders, 411 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:41,460 which is really awkward because moot's a half orc. 412 00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:45,220 But I really like it for like a short half orc, but still. 413 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:50,660 I thought for a moment, maybe like Flamikinskins had gone like backwards 414 00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:53,540 in front of a goth. 415 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:56,580 So they're face to face having this awkward conversation. 416 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:58,740 And it was on the back. 417 00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:02,259 So it was kind of like a really weird socially awkward sandwich happening. 418 00:21:02,259 --> 00:21:05,460 And then she's like, I just, I didn't ask for this. 419 00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:10,259 Just like, hold that thought stab here. 420 00:21:10,259 --> 00:21:12,259 OK, yes, slice there. 421 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:13,620 Wonderful. 422 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:16,019 You're trying desperately to do the murder thing 423 00:21:16,019 --> 00:21:20,019 and just having to make polite conversation work. 424 00:21:20,019 --> 00:21:21,220 This is why you work alone. 425 00:21:22,259 --> 00:21:22,660 It is. 426 00:21:23,299 --> 00:21:28,500 We cut back to the med tent where Leosin is trying to busy, 427 00:21:29,139 --> 00:21:30,420 not trying to busy himself. 428 00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:31,779 Just killing time, really. 429 00:21:31,779 --> 00:21:32,900 He's just doing paper work. 430 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:36,180 I'm just taking a drink. 431 00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:37,940 Better look like I'm working hard. 432 00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:38,900 Doing some busy work. 433 00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,500 He was done about 15 ago. 434 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,859 But it's just trying the same cut. 435 00:21:43,859 --> 00:21:45,059 I didn't actually do anything. 436 00:21:45,059 --> 00:21:45,700 They all did. 437 00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:47,940 The magic was all in them. 438 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,700 I just made it look really cool. 439 00:21:50,019 --> 00:21:52,740 Uh, no, I'm trying to get this ready. 440 00:21:54,099 --> 00:21:54,420 Can you? 441 00:21:55,619 --> 00:22:00,420 Are you Flint or are you bored? 442 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:01,460 I'm here right now. 443 00:22:02,259 --> 00:22:03,059 What do you need help? 444 00:22:05,059 --> 00:22:05,619 You're right. 445 00:22:05,619 --> 00:22:06,740 No, we need to get this done. 446 00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:12,420 Go grab that box of thingamabobs. 447 00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:14,339 The cat named the box. 448 00:22:14,339 --> 00:22:16,180 It's really actually very important. 449 00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:18,660 Crystals and incantation. 450 00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:22,180 Essence incense is the word. 451 00:22:22,180 --> 00:22:22,580 Essence. 452 00:22:22,580 --> 00:22:23,620 It's got essence, too. 453 00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:24,900 Essence. 454 00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:25,140 Okay. 455 00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:25,940 Handle with care. 456 00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:26,420 Got it. 457 00:22:26,420 --> 00:22:26,820 Please. 458 00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:28,500 And just start setting it up around. 459 00:22:29,060 --> 00:22:31,060 We'll discuss that later, I guess. 460 00:22:31,060 --> 00:22:31,460 Okay. 461 00:22:31,460 --> 00:22:31,940 Cat? 462 00:22:31,940 --> 00:22:33,060 Cat Lord? 463 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,100 Oh, Cat Lord's gone. 464 00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:36,820 Cat Lord? 465 00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:39,299 Classic. 466 00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:44,099 We cut back to Vorunax and Thea and Glim and Lipsinki. 467 00:22:44,819 --> 00:22:51,700 Lipsinki, you feel as now the arm and like upper body of Orcus 468 00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:55,779 and like this shadowy image of his face is just looming. 469 00:22:55,779 --> 00:22:59,940 You feel a pull on the wand of Orcus that's at your back. 470 00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:02,659 Like a psychic pull or physically it is moving. 471 00:23:02,659 --> 00:23:06,899 A force is trying to remove it and propel it through. 472 00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:11,540 To remove it and propel it through the air towards the big Orcus man 473 00:23:11,540 --> 00:23:13,060 that's walking through the port. 474 00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:17,140 Well, I'm going to try and grab it, obviously. 475 00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:20,820 Vorunax, he's trying to get it back. 476 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:23,940 First off, hand that back over. 477 00:23:23,940 --> 00:23:24,980 There's something I must do. 478 00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:28,500 All right. 479 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,580 I mean, he's really pulling on it. 480 00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:31,220 I understand. 481 00:23:32,660 --> 00:23:35,060 I go ahead and I take it and I reach into my bag 482 00:23:35,059 --> 00:23:39,139 and I pull out a very shoddily made like wooden horse. 483 00:23:39,139 --> 00:23:41,940 It's obviously like the first thing Vorunax ever, 484 00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:45,539 you know, made as a whittler or woodworker. 485 00:23:45,539 --> 00:23:51,700 And he says, Lipsinki, find me where y'all are going and give me this. 486 00:23:55,299 --> 00:23:55,779 All right. 487 00:23:56,819 --> 00:23:58,099 I would never let go of this. 488 00:23:59,460 --> 00:24:02,339 Give this to me and I should trust you. 489 00:24:02,339 --> 00:24:04,500 All right. 490 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:05,379 But what are you going to do? 491 00:24:06,259 --> 00:24:10,179 And then I look over at Glem and I say, you there, 492 00:24:11,459 --> 00:24:12,819 father of Bahamut. 493 00:24:13,379 --> 00:24:13,619 Yeah. 494 00:24:16,259 --> 00:24:19,379 Can I have your holy symbol? 495 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:23,459 I know you don't know me. 496 00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:27,699 If I give you this. 497 00:24:27,699 --> 00:24:28,339 You won't get it back. 498 00:24:28,339 --> 00:24:29,059 Is it going to stop? 499 00:24:29,779 --> 00:24:31,459 No, I wasn't going to ask that. 500 00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:34,740 Really Bahamut lives in my heart, you know, it's just something to focus on. 501 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:37,059 But is it going to help with that? 502 00:24:37,940 --> 00:24:41,700 With your level of faith that was displayed in that tent? 503 00:24:42,259 --> 00:24:43,380 I hope so. 504 00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:45,460 Well, then, yeah, of course, it's just it's. 505 00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:48,420 Yeah, Bahamut lives in me. 506 00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:49,140 You can have this. 507 00:24:49,700 --> 00:24:50,819 Okay, I take that. 508 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:58,180 And my plan is to let myself be carried away by the wand. 509 00:24:59,060 --> 00:25:04,820 And as I intersect with like the portal, I'm going to or before that happens, 510 00:25:04,820 --> 00:25:10,340 I would injure myself severely to be under 100 hit points, 511 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:13,299 let myself get pulled towards the portal. 512 00:25:13,299 --> 00:25:19,700 And as I reach the portal, cast power word kill on myself with the locket 513 00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:26,019 or with the holy symbol in hand, hoping that by the one by the two gods that remain, 514 00:25:26,019 --> 00:25:29,539 one of them will help stop this portal through faith alone. 515 00:25:34,259 --> 00:25:34,579 Cool. 516 00:25:39,859 --> 00:25:41,299 Wait, did you not see that one coming? 517 00:25:44,259 --> 00:25:45,859 We don't like it for word. 518 00:25:45,859 --> 00:25:47,220 It's like he was reading from a script. 519 00:25:47,220 --> 00:25:48,339 What are you talking about? 520 00:25:48,339 --> 00:25:50,819 You don't like it when guests kill themselves off. 521 00:25:50,819 --> 00:25:55,379 No, there's I see the direction that you are presenting. 522 00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:56,180 And I like it. 523 00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:14,100 Vorunax lifts off the ground, holding on to the wand of Orcus, flying through the air. 524 00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:21,540 And as you are getting closer, Orcus is a lot bigger in size and in strength 525 00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:24,740 and in power that he's emitting than the last time you saw him. 526 00:26:25,780 --> 00:26:28,900 I don't think you've been to the abyss in quite some time. 527 00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:33,540 They're being posted here to clear and destroy. 528 00:26:34,740 --> 00:26:41,460 As you get, you feel the waves of the portal rippling off 529 00:26:42,260 --> 00:26:49,060 and this being that's so enormous in front of you gets into view. 530 00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:53,060 Those that can see through the chaos that's happening, 531 00:26:53,059 --> 00:26:56,419 probably just the few that were standing beside Vorunax, 532 00:26:56,980 --> 00:26:58,819 trying to figure out what to do with the portal. 533 00:26:58,819 --> 00:27:04,500 You see him pierce through his chest with his sword, sticks out the other side. 534 00:27:05,379 --> 00:27:09,619 Then a glow begins to emanate from the wand of Orcus. 535 00:27:11,619 --> 00:27:18,980 And you see this explosion of light happen right at the edge of the portal. 536 00:27:19,299 --> 00:27:24,819 And it sends out this rippling wave that courses across the beach. 537 00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:29,940 We hear the sound of Leosin call out, 538 00:27:31,299 --> 00:27:34,420 I'm ready, ready for those that are heading to Celestia. 539 00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:52,900 I think Thea and them are probably the only ones who hear that. 540 00:27:52,900 --> 00:28:01,860 So Thea looks around and spots Sully is vaulting off of, 541 00:28:02,579 --> 00:28:08,420 essentially parkouring off of these undead forms, 542 00:28:09,299 --> 00:28:15,860 running up the side of one and slicing a head off with his scimitar. 543 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:21,860 Slicing a head off with his scimitar and then doing a backflip onto the 544 00:28:23,220 --> 00:28:26,900 neck of another one and snapping it and then slicing into it. 545 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:32,420 And Thea calls out to them, it's time, it's time, come! 546 00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:36,340 Hey, hey, Moot! Moot, it's time to go, Agoth! 547 00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:40,180 There's something happening over there. 548 00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:46,019 I don't think, I don't think Night Hunter and Hylia and Opals are coming with us 549 00:28:46,019 --> 00:28:48,259 because they said they'd stay and fight here. 550 00:28:48,259 --> 00:28:55,539 And whatever just happened there, there was a lot of power going on, so I think we gotta go. 551 00:28:56,259 --> 00:29:00,100 What I'm saying is, are you coming with us or are you staying to go with the next group? 552 00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:04,580 And I think Agath will just give a dramatic sigh as she wheels 553 00:29:05,539 --> 00:29:12,500 uh, racks around and starts galloping them all towards, back towards the tent. 554 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:15,699 It's kind of like she realizes that they are all gonna die without her. 555 00:29:17,699 --> 00:29:20,899 This is not gonna, like, this is not gonna go well for them. 556 00:29:21,619 --> 00:29:26,179 Look, look, look, I know you wanna die in battle, punch an orcas in the face, 557 00:29:26,179 --> 00:29:28,819 what if I could promise you you're gonna die in battle, punch, 558 00:29:29,779 --> 00:29:33,220 maybe not, maybe orcas, maybe somebody in the face. 559 00:29:33,220 --> 00:29:36,659 And then it's victorious and it's like you punched orcas in the face. 560 00:29:36,659 --> 00:29:37,619 I could make a mask. 561 00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:41,939 I think you just say, like, Agath just sort of pointedly ignoring. 562 00:29:42,659 --> 00:29:44,099 Moot, I think I'm getting through to her. 563 00:29:45,379 --> 00:29:47,460 Yeah, yeah, it looks like you're really making headway. 564 00:29:48,899 --> 00:29:57,460 Sully steps up from a body that he had previously been on top of and takes two daggers 565 00:29:58,180 --> 00:30:04,019 and drags them across the neck of this undead and stands up covered in blood and says, 566 00:30:04,579 --> 00:30:05,620 it's been a slice. 567 00:30:07,380 --> 00:30:10,900 And then looks around and there's, like, literally no one around to hear and he's like, 568 00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:12,019 gah, fuck. 569 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:15,940 And then, like, starts to run off to the, to the tent, 570 00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:18,660 feeling less cool than he had just a moment ago. 571 00:30:19,299 --> 00:30:24,740 Glim looks at Lipsinki, whose friend has just sacrificed himself, 572 00:30:24,819 --> 00:30:29,140 and asks her, are you, are you okay? 573 00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:32,259 We have to go, but are you okay? 574 00:30:32,980 --> 00:30:36,579 Well, I don't, I don't, I can't believe he did that. 575 00:30:36,579 --> 00:30:42,500 I thought, I don't know, I guess I thought somehow deep inside he was kind of just, 576 00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:48,099 I don't know, he's just tricking y'all, but he really did it. 577 00:30:49,460 --> 00:30:53,220 He, he sacrificed himself for, 578 00:30:53,220 --> 00:30:57,059 I don't know if I'm all right. 579 00:30:58,420 --> 00:31:01,779 I don't want to hurt you in this tender moment, Lipsinki, 580 00:31:01,779 --> 00:31:03,380 but are you just tricking us? 581 00:31:04,339 --> 00:31:05,220 Just want to know. 582 00:31:05,220 --> 00:31:07,700 Just want to know before we thrust ourselves into a portal together. 583 00:31:08,819 --> 00:31:11,380 Um, Glim's going to give Lipsinki a hug. 584 00:31:13,140 --> 00:31:13,940 Of course she is. 585 00:31:14,819 --> 00:31:15,539 I trust you. 586 00:31:16,259 --> 00:31:17,620 I know you're going to do the right thing. 587 00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:22,980 And then turns and goes to inside the tent to find Leosin so they can go. 588 00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:26,259 And Dan's like, are you going to do the right thing? 589 00:31:27,779 --> 00:31:28,660 But are you really? 590 00:31:29,539 --> 00:31:30,019 Really? 591 00:31:31,460 --> 00:31:38,579 Team Celestia head into the tent where Leosin has a new altar set up. 592 00:31:39,620 --> 00:31:41,220 He says, quick, quickly. 593 00:31:41,220 --> 00:31:45,539 And as the tent flap closes behind them, there's this ripple in the portal as 594 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:49,220 Vorunax's lifeless body 595 00:31:49,860 --> 00:31:54,740 with the glow still coming from it, lands in Orcus's hand. 596 00:31:56,180 --> 00:32:05,620 Orcus holds the body as this wave of bright, brilliant energy is fighting against the portal. 597 00:32:07,140 --> 00:32:17,940 My poor sweet boy sacrificed yourself to save what these last few remaining tortured souls 598 00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:20,019 of this realm. 599 00:32:21,059 --> 00:32:28,180 We've made it so far together, conquered the gods, worlds, and planes, 600 00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:31,620 only to have yourself extinguished in an instant. 601 00:32:35,299 --> 00:32:38,019 And he squeezes his hand closed. 602 00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:39,940 Disappointing. 603 00:32:40,820 --> 00:32:46,100 I could bring you back to me, have you by my side for all eternity, 604 00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:50,020 but you are not worthy of that anymore. 605 00:32:51,540 --> 00:32:59,700 You will serve me, though, by being an example of what happens 606 00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:03,540 when you cross the most powerful being to have existed. 607 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:11,060 And you see him open his hand, and a body falls lifeless to the ocean. 608 00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:23,460 He looks out at everyone as this portal is now being simultaneously growing and contracting 609 00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:24,819 at the same time. 610 00:33:24,819 --> 00:33:32,500 Hmm. You have moments before you join me in the abyss. 611 00:33:34,019 --> 00:33:39,220 Have your moment before the strongest of you are released. 612 00:33:41,059 --> 00:33:42,899 You are carried to my throne. 613 00:33:45,379 --> 00:33:52,500 There's this echoing, menacing laugh that rings out, and he takes two steps back. 614 00:33:54,980 --> 00:34:03,619 And coming out from it are these enormous winged creatures, these huge, weathery 615 00:34:04,579 --> 00:34:05,859 wings in there. 616 00:34:05,860 --> 00:34:13,460 They look more like giant worms, giant, like, purple worms than dragons. 617 00:34:15,940 --> 00:34:21,300 They begin pouring out into the landscape before you. 618 00:34:35,860 --> 00:34:52,660 We are in the middle now. 619 00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:53,160 Remix! 620 00:34:57,780 --> 00:34:58,740 Middle now, isn't it? 621 00:34:58,740 --> 00:35:02,420 It's a Gregorian chant, that's what we were talking about at the gook hang. 622 00:35:02,420 --> 00:35:04,019 If you don't know what we're talking about, 623 00:35:04,259 --> 00:35:05,940 it's Gregorian chant remixes. 624 00:35:05,940 --> 00:35:08,579 You should really come hang out with us once a month. 625 00:35:08,579 --> 00:35:09,860 Just become a patron. 626 00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:10,820 It's so fun. 627 00:35:10,820 --> 00:35:11,539 We talk about cool stuff. 628 00:35:11,539 --> 00:35:16,019 So we can tell you about all the hip new things, like Gregorian chants, right? 629 00:35:16,019 --> 00:35:18,019 All the rage these days, specifically. 630 00:35:18,019 --> 00:35:18,659 Yep. 631 00:35:18,659 --> 00:35:21,619 One of the many perks of being a patron, and that's what we're talking about today, 632 00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:27,380 is that we hit a goal here not too long ago, perhaps yesterday, 633 00:35:27,380 --> 00:35:31,860 and we're very excited about it because we get to do another live stream improv show. 634 00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:32,500 Oh yeah. 635 00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:34,099 Play by play. 636 00:35:34,099 --> 00:35:34,900 So fun. 637 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:40,179 It's going to be at the end of the month here on March the 30th in the evening. 638 00:35:40,179 --> 00:35:43,139 It's going to be like a, it's a Wednesday evening show. 639 00:35:44,179 --> 00:35:47,059 Something to get you through to the next half of the week. 640 00:35:47,059 --> 00:35:47,780 That's right. 641 00:35:47,780 --> 00:35:48,980 And it's improv, so it's interactive. 642 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:50,500 We're going to put hump and hump day. 643 00:35:51,380 --> 00:35:52,579 Almost certainly. 644 00:35:52,579 --> 00:35:53,940 It's really setting the tone early. 645 00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:58,420 Well, if you've been to any of our other live shows. 646 00:35:58,420 --> 00:36:01,300 Yeah, only one of them was specifically bad. 647 00:36:01,300 --> 00:36:02,820 Listen to our podcast. 648 00:36:04,820 --> 00:36:07,300 Only several of them were specifically that. 649 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:07,940 Yeah. 650 00:36:07,940 --> 00:36:08,500 Yeah. 651 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:13,380 But we would love for you to also become a patron and come join us at that, 652 00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:16,180 because all patrons will be able to do so. 653 00:36:16,180 --> 00:36:19,940 And there'll be interactive moments, there'll be laughs, 654 00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:23,220 or maybe it will just be so serious. 655 00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:26,900 It won't be, it has multiple drinks while doing live shows. 656 00:36:26,900 --> 00:36:29,300 Maybe I'll have a drink or two for this next one. 657 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:32,180 Oh my gosh, you guys. 658 00:36:32,180 --> 00:36:33,460 Tom's going to get lit. 659 00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:33,940 Yep. 660 00:36:33,940 --> 00:36:36,980 Moot is going to be the most talkative Moot has ever been. 661 00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:40,500 We don't even know if it's going to be those three characters, 662 00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:42,019 but Moot will be there talking. 663 00:36:42,019 --> 00:36:43,460 Just popping in. 664 00:36:43,460 --> 00:36:44,580 We're very excited for it. 665 00:36:44,580 --> 00:36:45,700 And we want you to come join us. 666 00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:50,820 And if you are a patron, all the details will likely be available 667 00:36:50,820 --> 00:36:54,500 in the Discord or in Patreon, unless I went to bed before posting them. 668 00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:56,660 Then if he did, they'll be available soon. 669 00:36:56,660 --> 00:36:58,100 Yeah, the next day. 670 00:36:58,100 --> 00:36:58,900 Exactly. 671 00:36:59,220 --> 00:37:00,180 It's very exciting. 672 00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:02,099 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 673 00:37:02,099 --> 00:37:03,860 Can't wait to can't wait to do it again. 674 00:37:03,860 --> 00:37:04,820 Yes. 675 00:37:04,820 --> 00:37:05,700 Okay, bye now. 676 00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:06,500 Bye. 677 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:10,740 Friends, half orcs, countrymen, lend me your pointy ears. 678 00:37:10,740 --> 00:37:14,820 Of Mice and Men and Monsters is a podcast which combines the art 679 00:37:14,820 --> 00:37:20,099 and beauty of classic literature with the fun of Dumbgeons and Dragons roleplay. 680 00:37:20,099 --> 00:37:24,340 These episodes are led by me, Kate, your master teacher, 681 00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:27,619 which is dungeon master meets high school English teacher. 682 00:37:27,619 --> 00:37:30,819 We take on quests in these fascinating worlds, 683 00:37:30,819 --> 00:37:34,659 meeting and adventuring with the greatest literary characters of all time, 684 00:37:34,659 --> 00:37:37,859 solving puzzles set up by the dubious Dr. Frankenstein. 685 00:37:37,859 --> 00:37:41,380 One eye is over there and the other eye is rolled over there. 686 00:37:41,380 --> 00:37:43,940 Hunting Moby Dick alongside Captain Ahab. 687 00:37:44,980 --> 00:37:45,779 I've rolled a one. 688 00:37:47,940 --> 00:37:51,940 Of Mice and Men and Monsters is a faithful yet irreverent way 689 00:37:51,940 --> 00:37:56,099 to interact with the stories which have influenced us for centuries. 690 00:37:56,179 --> 00:38:00,259 Plus, it's a much more exciting way to experience literature than writing an essay. 691 00:38:00,259 --> 00:38:05,699 Essays don't have swords which burst into flame or poop monsters hiding in toilets. 692 00:38:05,699 --> 00:38:08,179 Anybody got some poop for me? 693 00:38:08,179 --> 00:38:12,019 A new episode of Of Mice and Men and Monsters is released 694 00:38:12,019 --> 00:38:14,739 every other Wednesday wherever you listen to podcasts. 695 00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:24,260 Inside the tent, 696 00:38:25,140 --> 00:38:29,460 Team Celestia has gathered in the center of this altar and Leosin comes over to you and says, 697 00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:32,020 this is the Soul Bridge gem. 698 00:38:32,980 --> 00:38:34,420 This is what's going to power it. 699 00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:37,060 The Cat Lord's somewhere. 700 00:38:37,060 --> 00:38:37,940 We're going to draw from him. 701 00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:40,100 Maybe, maybe, I don't know. 702 00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:43,860 But Bahamut's energy is channeling into this. 703 00:38:43,860 --> 00:38:49,860 And as we do this, you will go to Celestia. 704 00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:51,780 I don't know what time. 705 00:38:52,740 --> 00:38:54,340 I don't know how much time you'll have. 706 00:38:55,620 --> 00:38:57,140 But you know your mission. 707 00:38:57,140 --> 00:39:00,660 It's to warn Bahamut before this happens. 708 00:39:00,660 --> 00:39:01,860 Yeah, aye, aye, Captain. 709 00:39:01,860 --> 00:39:02,340 Let's go. 710 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:03,300 Yeah, we can do it. 711 00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:05,380 Celestia sounds like a walk in the fucking park 712 00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:06,900 compared to what's going on in here, so. 713 00:39:10,820 --> 00:39:11,940 I know how wrong am I. 714 00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:13,860 Oh, god. 715 00:39:14,659 --> 00:39:15,539 Yeah, for sure. 716 00:39:16,340 --> 00:39:17,059 Oh, Sully. 717 00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:23,300 Leosin steps out of the circle and he begins the ritual. 718 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:28,900 Flint is off to the side assisting 719 00:39:31,139 --> 00:39:34,740 and a glowing light begins to churn around you 720 00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:37,059 and it begins to flash. 721 00:39:37,059 --> 00:39:39,700 You see images of outside where there's battle 722 00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:44,420 and images of beginning of the proverbial darkest timeline 723 00:39:44,420 --> 00:39:46,420 and all the battles that you've had 724 00:39:46,420 --> 00:39:48,260 and locations that you've known 725 00:39:48,260 --> 00:39:51,620 and greenery comes back and light comes back 726 00:39:51,620 --> 00:39:55,460 and it's all swirling around you in this giant vortex 727 00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:59,620 until you find yourself in a crashing, 728 00:40:01,860 --> 00:40:04,100 huge explosion of sound. 729 00:40:04,099 --> 00:40:12,179 Can Sully, like, land in a cool pose? 730 00:40:13,380 --> 00:40:14,579 Sully can land however he wants. 731 00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:20,420 I need somebody to roll me a set of percentile dice, please. 732 00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:22,179 You can fight amongst yourselves. 733 00:40:22,179 --> 00:40:23,460 Maybe a goth roll it. 734 00:40:23,460 --> 00:40:24,500 Yeah, it shouldn't be me. 735 00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:26,339 All right. 736 00:40:26,339 --> 00:40:26,980 Oh, god. 737 00:40:27,699 --> 00:40:28,259 No pressure. 738 00:40:28,819 --> 00:40:31,139 You don't know if high or low is good, so really no pressure. 739 00:40:31,139 --> 00:40:31,940 I have no idea. 740 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:35,219 27. 741 00:40:36,420 --> 00:40:37,139 Sounds great to me. 742 00:40:37,139 --> 00:40:38,019 Sounds like a good number. 743 00:40:40,019 --> 00:40:41,059 Is that a prime number? 744 00:40:41,059 --> 00:40:41,539 It is. 745 00:40:41,539 --> 00:40:42,039 It is. 746 00:40:43,139 --> 00:40:44,019 Yeah, it's gotta be. 747 00:40:44,019 --> 00:40:44,739 It's gotta be good. 748 00:40:44,739 --> 00:40:45,699 Important or something. 749 00:40:46,579 --> 00:40:47,940 All of a sudden we're on mechanics. 750 00:40:47,940 --> 00:40:49,059 All right, great. 751 00:40:49,059 --> 00:40:49,779 Son of a bitch. 752 00:40:51,460 --> 00:40:56,420 This explosion of sound, you land in this lush green field 753 00:40:56,420 --> 00:41:00,179 at the basin of this massive wide mouth river. 754 00:41:00,179 --> 00:41:02,420 There's a waterfall that's pouring over 755 00:41:02,420 --> 00:41:04,180 and you turn and you look up 756 00:41:04,180 --> 00:41:06,500 and you see this huge mountain range 757 00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:09,300 that stretches high above the clouds. 758 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:12,260 You can barely, you can't even make out the peak of it. 759 00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:17,539 Glim, you get a call and a pull 760 00:41:17,539 --> 00:41:19,460 and a feeling inside of you 761 00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:21,380 like you've never felt before 762 00:41:21,380 --> 00:41:24,500 because this is Mount Celestia 763 00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:26,500 that you are standing at the base of. 764 00:41:27,139 --> 00:41:29,700 We, we're, you guys, this is, this is it. 765 00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:33,860 100 percent, I feel it in my bones 766 00:41:33,860 --> 00:41:36,100 and my veins and everywhere. 767 00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:36,820 That's awesome. 768 00:41:36,820 --> 00:41:38,820 Did you guys see how I landed? 769 00:41:38,820 --> 00:41:40,340 My fist was on the ground. 770 00:41:43,620 --> 00:41:45,140 So you went for marble superhero pose. 771 00:41:45,140 --> 00:41:46,500 Yeah, it was so cool. 772 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:47,000 Got it. 773 00:41:48,260 --> 00:41:49,940 Okay, Glim, where do we go? 774 00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:51,460 Yeah, follow that pole. 775 00:41:51,460 --> 00:41:55,700 Okay, I think we're going up the mountain guys 776 00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:57,860 so I'm glad we've all been in training. 777 00:41:57,860 --> 00:42:00,420 Oh, are you sure it's pulling you up the mountain 778 00:42:00,420 --> 00:42:04,019 and not around the mountain, through the mountain? 779 00:42:04,019 --> 00:42:07,300 Uh, well, I don't, I mean, through the mountain. 780 00:42:08,820 --> 00:42:10,340 That, that isn't really. 781 00:42:10,340 --> 00:42:12,340 Tunnels, Glim, tunnels. 782 00:42:12,340 --> 00:42:15,059 Yeah, but we need like maybe a dwarf for that. 783 00:42:15,059 --> 00:42:17,460 Can I ride on the horse if we're going up the mountain? 784 00:42:18,420 --> 00:42:20,019 Is a horse good on mountains? 785 00:42:21,620 --> 00:42:22,120 Lie. 786 00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:24,019 I mean, this one is. 787 00:42:25,140 --> 00:42:26,019 How about bridges? 788 00:42:28,820 --> 00:42:30,980 Do not bring up bridges. 789 00:42:30,980 --> 00:42:33,059 No, not bridges. 790 00:42:34,340 --> 00:42:36,660 He's fairly sure footed. 791 00:42:36,660 --> 00:42:37,940 Oh, cool, cool, cool. 792 00:42:37,940 --> 00:42:38,340 All right. 793 00:42:38,340 --> 00:42:41,940 Well, I'm feeling a little, a little winded. 794 00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:43,140 I feel like. 795 00:42:43,140 --> 00:42:45,300 Flammikins, we literally just got here. 796 00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:46,980 Yeah, but it's not like they erased it. 797 00:42:47,620 --> 00:42:51,140 I saw you riding like backwards on that fucking horse earlier. 798 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:54,500 Don't call that a fucking horse. 799 00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:56,180 That'll upset a goth. 800 00:42:56,259 --> 00:42:59,219 And a goth came back here to help us. 801 00:42:59,219 --> 00:43:00,259 Do you see that horse? 802 00:43:02,899 --> 00:43:04,980 And a goth just starts walking towards the mountain. 803 00:43:06,659 --> 00:43:07,619 We all follow you. 804 00:43:07,619 --> 00:43:12,179 Just like a trail of like misfit like has no business being there, people. 805 00:43:13,379 --> 00:43:15,219 Behind the only person who looks qualified. 806 00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:16,980 And Glim. 807 00:43:16,980 --> 00:43:18,579 Goliaths do love mountains. 808 00:43:18,579 --> 00:43:25,379 We cut back to the med tent and Leos and Flint are, are looking down where 809 00:43:26,179 --> 00:43:28,500 the group was and now they are not. 810 00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:33,139 And the soul bridge gem is sitting like it's fallen to the ground in the middle of it. 811 00:43:35,059 --> 00:43:38,579 There's no way to know, but I think it worked. 812 00:43:39,379 --> 00:43:44,099 OK, does this thing have enough juice in it to do that again? 813 00:43:44,659 --> 00:43:46,259 He picks it up and looks at it. 814 00:43:46,819 --> 00:43:47,619 Damn it, Flint. 815 00:43:47,619 --> 00:43:49,779 I'm a I'm a receptionist. 816 00:43:49,779 --> 00:43:51,859 I don't I don't know what I'm doing here. 817 00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:57,539 I mean, that doesn't fill me with a huge amount of confidence, but, 818 00:43:58,260 --> 00:44:01,539 uh, yeah, I mean, we got this, right? 819 00:44:01,539 --> 00:44:02,260 We can do it again. 820 00:44:02,260 --> 00:44:04,099 Yeah, you're next. 821 00:44:04,099 --> 00:44:05,220 Yeah, yeah. 822 00:44:05,220 --> 00:44:07,620 Um, I guess I'll I'll go get the others. 823 00:44:07,620 --> 00:44:08,579 I'll get everything ready. 824 00:44:09,220 --> 00:44:14,740 Pop out of the tent and walk up to Thea and say, it's, uh, it's go time, friend. 825 00:44:15,300 --> 00:44:15,700 All right. 826 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:18,500 What do we see everybody else doing? 827 00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:26,820 Telgier grabs the amulet that's around his neck and he he whispers a little prayer to, 828 00:44:26,820 --> 00:44:34,579 uh, tear his God and he knows that there's nothing coming back the other way, 829 00:44:35,219 --> 00:44:40,179 like his God no longer exists in any way, shape or form on this plane. 830 00:44:41,139 --> 00:44:49,539 And he kind of looks back towards Flint and Thea and, uh, Lipsinki and he kind of just, 831 00:44:49,539 --> 00:44:53,460 like, gives them the, like, not a thumbs up, but gives them like a little point 832 00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:55,859 and it's like, you guys got this. 833 00:44:56,659 --> 00:45:00,980 And he just like turns and like marches towards that portal. 834 00:45:02,179 --> 00:45:07,059 Um, I guess I guess it's just us. 835 00:45:07,940 --> 00:45:10,900 I can't believe that. 836 00:45:11,539 --> 00:45:14,340 I can't, I can't believe he really did that. 837 00:45:14,340 --> 00:45:16,579 I mean, we have to go to the abyss now. 838 00:45:16,579 --> 00:45:18,659 I have to give him back his stupid horse. 839 00:45:20,659 --> 00:45:21,940 He was my only friend. 840 00:45:22,820 --> 00:45:23,699 Now he's gone. 841 00:45:26,019 --> 00:45:30,500 He just destroyed him after he'd served him for all those years 842 00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:33,380 and he helped him take over the whole stupid world. 843 00:45:34,179 --> 00:45:35,380 He was never going to stop. 844 00:45:36,180 --> 00:45:37,539 No matter who served him. 845 00:45:37,539 --> 00:45:38,260 What are we even? 846 00:45:39,380 --> 00:45:40,260 We gotta go. 847 00:45:40,260 --> 00:45:41,059 Yep, let's go. 848 00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:43,059 Yep, let's go. 849 00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:46,900 But Lipsinki wasn't your only friend. 850 00:45:49,220 --> 00:45:50,660 Or doesn't have to be. 851 00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:51,700 Whatever, don't make it weird. 852 00:45:52,820 --> 00:45:54,180 And she marches into the tent. 853 00:45:56,900 --> 00:46:00,660 If you turn around and head back into the tent to see Leosin waiting for you. 854 00:46:01,379 --> 00:46:02,980 All the paperwork done? 855 00:46:02,980 --> 00:46:03,779 Is this all? 856 00:46:03,779 --> 00:46:04,579 Where's Vorunax? 857 00:46:07,779 --> 00:46:10,179 Oh, okay, okay, no, this is. 858 00:46:10,179 --> 00:46:12,179 Yeah, he's given us time. 859 00:46:12,179 --> 00:46:16,099 Okay, okay, uh, get ready. 860 00:46:17,619 --> 00:46:19,619 And he begins the ritual again. 861 00:46:21,299 --> 00:46:26,259 Outside we see Elia Nighthunter and Opal. 862 00:46:27,220 --> 00:46:28,740 Elia Nighthunter and Opal. 863 00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:35,460 The, not the last three. 864 00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:38,020 Talgir's making a stand. 865 00:46:38,020 --> 00:46:41,060 You see that the two main groups have gone now 866 00:46:41,060 --> 00:46:44,580 and more is pouring out of this port. 867 00:46:45,940 --> 00:46:49,460 Nighthunter, I just want to say two things. 868 00:46:51,300 --> 00:46:51,940 I love you. 869 00:46:54,100 --> 00:46:55,780 For some reason we make it through this. 870 00:46:56,820 --> 00:46:58,900 You can definitely get one of those horses. 871 00:47:00,180 --> 00:47:05,940 Elia, I did not know I was unhappy till I, till I found you. 872 00:47:09,540 --> 00:47:11,700 I will fight hard for the horse. 873 00:47:13,540 --> 00:47:15,620 And of course, I love you. 874 00:47:16,420 --> 00:47:20,260 Well then, let's take as many out as we can. 875 00:47:20,260 --> 00:47:21,540 Shall it be a competition? 876 00:47:22,660 --> 00:47:24,820 Sure. Opal, you want in on this? 877 00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:27,620 You know. 878 00:47:28,260 --> 00:47:29,140 It's a contest. 879 00:47:30,420 --> 00:47:30,900 Fuck it. 880 00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:33,940 Let's give it a try. 881 00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:37,780 He charges forward. 882 00:47:39,540 --> 00:47:43,540 And all of you on the beach, all of you remaining on the beach, 883 00:47:43,540 --> 00:47:47,220 the Tabaxi who have come back out of the trees to fight. 884 00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:51,380 The three of you, Nighthunter, Elia and Opal. 885 00:47:52,180 --> 00:47:54,580 And Talgir who is making his way. 886 00:47:56,260 --> 00:47:58,100 Towards this closing portal. 887 00:47:59,540 --> 00:48:07,780 You hear another loud crack and a blast of light echoes and it blows the tent apart. 888 00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:15,620 I need somebody who's part of that group to roll a set of percentile dice, please. 889 00:48:16,180 --> 00:48:17,220 Not I, said the duck. 890 00:48:17,220 --> 00:48:17,940 Not I. 891 00:48:17,940 --> 00:48:18,420 I'm on it. 892 00:48:19,460 --> 00:48:20,020 82. 893 00:48:20,739 --> 00:48:28,099 Nighthunter, Elia, and Opal, as you charge towards the horde that's oncoming, 894 00:48:28,099 --> 00:48:30,980 each of you make a dexterity saving throw. 895 00:48:33,139 --> 00:48:34,340 25. 896 00:48:34,340 --> 00:48:35,380 Oh, that's not that bad. 897 00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:35,940 19. 898 00:48:36,659 --> 00:48:37,699 Could have been better. 899 00:48:37,699 --> 00:48:38,900 Could have been way better. 900 00:48:39,699 --> 00:48:40,980 Roll a 16 on the die. 901 00:48:40,980 --> 00:48:43,139 I don't have Opal's up, but it's probably like a plus 12. 902 00:48:43,139 --> 00:48:44,579 I'm sure it'd be huge, yeah. 903 00:48:44,579 --> 00:48:45,619 It's ridiculous. 904 00:48:45,619 --> 00:48:46,739 Yeah, for sure. 905 00:48:46,739 --> 00:48:48,500 Mine is a, oh shit, no. 906 00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:49,619 Oh shit, no. 907 00:48:49,619 --> 00:48:50,579 I'm looking at the wrong. 908 00:48:51,139 --> 00:48:51,780 Oh no. 909 00:48:52,420 --> 00:48:53,059 Oh no. 910 00:48:53,619 --> 00:48:54,099 11. 911 00:48:55,460 --> 00:48:56,099 It's all right though. 912 00:48:56,099 --> 00:48:57,460 Those other ones are going to carry you. 913 00:48:57,860 --> 00:48:58,739 You have an 11? 914 00:49:02,820 --> 00:49:04,420 Okay, please don't hate me. 915 00:49:07,860 --> 00:49:10,900 As light rings out and 916 00:49:11,059 --> 00:49:15,380 we flash in scene and it's similar to before, but it gets 917 00:49:17,539 --> 00:49:22,900 mountainous and darker for Thea, Flint, and Lipsinki. 918 00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:31,220 And you crash down into this moss-ridden cave 919 00:49:33,539 --> 00:49:34,099 and 920 00:49:34,099 --> 00:49:39,219 there's immediately this sound of 921 00:49:41,219 --> 00:49:43,219 battle happening around you. 922 00:49:46,259 --> 00:49:54,420 Groaning sound of undead and undead and zombies and skeletons are blasted back 923 00:49:55,139 --> 00:49:56,339 from your location. 924 00:49:56,980 --> 00:50:02,660 Undead and zombies and skeletons are blasted back from your location. 925 00:50:05,140 --> 00:50:12,900 You have appeared in the middle of what is an enormous battle and off to one side you see 926 00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:20,900 a figure standing atop a high throne. 927 00:50:21,539 --> 00:50:31,300 His long white hair down over his purple maroon skin who looks surprised to see you. 928 00:50:32,579 --> 00:50:41,619 You hear calls of panic behind you and you turn and look and Thea you see a familiar face. 929 00:50:43,300 --> 00:50:46,900 Couple of them, Margaret and Lex. 930 00:50:49,619 --> 00:50:54,660 And then there's another crack off and to the right in the middle of this 931 00:50:54,660 --> 00:50:56,500 horde and more are blown back. 932 00:50:58,340 --> 00:51:10,900 And Night Hunter you land hard to the ground. 933 00:51:12,900 --> 00:51:24,740 There's the sound of a desert wind that cuts through all of the chaos that's happening and 934 00:51:24,740 --> 00:51:35,220 we find ourselves back in Callimport and there's large doors that bust open as Yenbul 935 00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:38,740 runs through the entryway of her home. 936 00:51:42,980 --> 00:51:45,139 Hello is anybody here? 937 00:51:47,780 --> 00:51:50,740 Darling Yenbul is that is that you? 938 00:51:51,619 --> 00:51:56,900 Oh oh I'm I'm so happy to see you. 939 00:51:56,900 --> 00:51:59,380 I is it oh she's here. 940 00:51:59,380 --> 00:52:00,500 Dear she's returned. 941 00:52:01,780 --> 00:52:02,820 No Yenbul. 942 00:52:04,019 --> 00:52:05,139 Come here darling. 943 00:52:05,860 --> 00:52:06,360 Yes. 944 00:52:07,079 --> 00:52:14,519 It's it's so it's so wonderful to see you I feel like I haven't seen you in a lifetime. 945 00:52:14,519 --> 00:52:18,519 Darling why why are you so upset why you cry don't cry. 946 00:52:18,519 --> 00:52:24,039 It's just it's been it has been so long since I have seen you and I love you so much and. 947 00:52:25,079 --> 00:52:29,800 Well I love you too dear but it hasn't been that long I mean. 948 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:32,200 Doesn't feel like that long does it? 949 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,240 It is you know it wasn't short but. 950 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:41,000 I mean we've only been through maybe five vintages of the wine since you've left. 951 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,040 Don't get me wrong I missed you. 952 00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:44,540 Yes. 953 00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:45,880 Definitely but. 954 00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:55,000 But sometimes when you're traveling it feels like you are away from. 955 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:59,000 You get homesick that's fine yes I understand come to mommy. 956 00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:02,760 Yes come in come in would you like some cognac. 957 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:05,559 Well. 958 00:53:05,559 --> 00:53:06,360 Sherry port. 959 00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:08,840 Something. 960 00:53:10,519 --> 00:53:11,159 Port. 961 00:53:11,159 --> 00:53:12,599 Oh just go get them all dear. 962 00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:18,039 Okay yeah yes yes yes uh Pippery drinks please. 963 00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:24,119 Pippery Pippery come oh sorry sorry. 964 00:53:24,119 --> 00:53:28,360 Geez we might have to swap out Pippery seems to have a hard time hearing these days. 965 00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:31,239 How have things been here? 966 00:53:32,679 --> 00:53:43,400 Oh you know in in Kellenport it is safe it is everyone is well. 967 00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:44,360 So fun. 968 00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:51,559 Well I did notice some some new folks sort of giving us funny looks the other day and I didn't 969 00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:58,840 I didn't much care for that but but really you know it takes all types they say. 970 00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:07,000 But sit down darling what what's wrong you seem so emotional did something happen. 971 00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:14,680 I I don't think I can really explain but. 972 00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:19,720 Right well maybe you could explain the strange dialect you've picked up along the way. 973 00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,480 Sound sound like the child we raised. 974 00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:27,400 Oh she's probably just hanging out with some of those cool friends of hers. 975 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:30,039 Oh do you have some cool friends these days. 976 00:54:30,039 --> 00:54:31,800 Have you made cool friends in your travels? 977 00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:33,720 I know you always said you wanted to. 978 00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:37,400 The room begins to get darker as you're discussing. 979 00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:44,360 Huge storm clouds begin to roll in not from the ocean but from the land. 980 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:47,800 Pippery didn't tell me we'd have weather. 981 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:54,039 Sorry something terrible is about to happen we need to. 982 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,480 Oh it's just a little rain darling don't be over dramatic. 983 00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:01,000 No you don't please just we need to stay safe. 984 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:06,440 Who do we need to pay off just tell us we can we can go into the coffers and 985 00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:08,759 muster up enough. 986 00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:12,599 I can sell my fourth ring of three wishes. 987 00:55:12,599 --> 00:55:18,679 I'm just kidding I wasn't able to get that another person beat me out at the auction. 988 00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:22,279 He was so upset darling you should have seen him. 989 00:55:22,519 --> 00:55:27,160 Just going on and on about still going on and on about it. 990 00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:36,680 I am not trying to be dramatic but we have to go to the palace and we have to go see the 991 00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:42,519 Viscount he is the only one who can who can help stop this and gather the troops and 992 00:55:42,519 --> 00:55:46,200 please just believe me please. 993 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:48,600 Darling stop what? 994 00:55:48,759 --> 00:55:53,719 The Viscount is a very busy man it usually takes at least a week or two to get on his appointment. 995 00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:57,960 Something terrible is about to happen and it's going to happen soon and everything. 996 00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:01,400 The bells begin to ring at the watchtowers outside the city. 997 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:02,199 We must go. 998 00:56:02,199 --> 00:56:06,199 Well if it'll make you feel better darling I'll just. 999 00:56:06,199 --> 00:56:09,159 Yes please please just humor me let's go. 1000 00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:15,880 All right it's been a while so I guess we we can humor you a little bit. 1001 00:56:16,599 --> 00:56:21,960 I'm like physically pulling them with me like we need to go. 1002 00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:28,119 Oh okay Pippery forget the drinks ready transportation. 1003 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,160 You could bring the drinks too that would be all right. 1004 00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:36,920 Bring the drinks and prep prep you know what yeah do both of those things we'll be ready. 1005 00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,640 You've had many drinks sir. 1006 00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:42,840 Don't tell me things I already know Pippery get the horses ready. 1007 00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:48,120 We hear the sound of a carriage take off down the street. 1008 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:58,440 Dumbgeons and Dragons season 2 episode 114. 1009 00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:00,760 Starring Amy More as Thea Amastasia, 1010 00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:03,880 Sullivan Sleight and Gael Nighthunter Ogala Kanu. 1011 00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:08,600 Carla Maxted as Yen Bull Nuri, Glim, Elia Strong and Lip Sinky. 1012 00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,519 Tom Laird as Tulkier Heavyfoot, 1013 00:57:10,519 --> 00:57:12,280 Flint Firebeard and Moot. 1014 00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,199 With Kyle Claset as Vorunax, 1015 00:57:14,199 --> 00:57:15,719 Kristen Flemmons as a Goth, 1016 00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:17,239 Godloss Catho Elavi, 1017 00:57:17,239 --> 00:57:19,159 Peter Joseph Lewis as Orcus, 1018 00:57:19,159 --> 00:57:21,239 and Russ More as your Dungeon Master. 1019 00:57:21,239 --> 00:57:23,880 Editing, Production and Sound Design by Russ More. 1020 00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:26,360 This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound 1021 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:30,280 and sound effects from Epidemic Sound Boom Library and Sound Ideas. 1022 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,360 A huge thank you to our supporting producers. 1023 00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:33,239 Gabriel Lynch, 1024 00:57:33,239 --> 00:57:34,199 Jessica Babyok, 1025 00:57:34,199 --> 00:57:35,159 Cat Waterflame, 1026 00:57:35,159 --> 00:57:35,960 Jacob Madden, 1027 00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:36,840 Christian Brown, 1028 00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:37,800 Devin Michaels, 1029 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:38,759 Craig Zeiss, 1030 00:57:38,759 --> 00:57:39,719 Aaron Stevens, 1031 00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:40,360 Darylith, 1032 00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:41,080 Lulahan, 1033 00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:41,960 Sharlee Warley, 1034 00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:42,920 and L.A. Branton. 1035 00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:45,720 To support Dumbgeons & Dragons and our many other productions 1036 00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:49,000 and get access to an exclusive podcast called The Adventures Of, 1037 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,840 bonus episodes and much more, 1038 00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:55,080 please join our Patreon at Patreon.com slash dumdragoncast. 1039 00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:59,000 You can also follow us at facebook.com slash dumdragonpodcast 1040 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,120 and on Instagram and Twitter at dumdragoncast. 1041 00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:03,240 Thank you for listening. 1042 00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:04,360 Have a great week. 1043 00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:05,480 We'll talk again soon. 1044 00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:35,160 I'm just gonna grab it. 1045 00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:40,519 While you're looking at spell sheets. 1046 00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:46,039 Let's cut over to Moot and Sully. 1047 00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:49,640 Well that doesn't allow me to look at a spell sheet, Russ. 1048 00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:52,440 Let's cut over to Sully. 1049 00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:53,480 He said S. 1050 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:56,039 Like it's actually just filled with my Korean skin creams. 1051 00:58:58,599 --> 00:58:59,160 Be careful. 1052 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:00,519 They're imported. 1053 00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:02,599 We cut back to the beach. 1054 00:59:02,839 --> 00:59:04,360 I don't want to be at the beach. 1055 00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:07,000 Well, there's still like, there's still a team back at the beach. 1056 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,119 So many people at the beach. 1057 00:59:08,119 --> 00:59:09,400 I just prefer to just be in Celestia. 1058 00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,719 I guess it just feels a lot less pressure. 1059 00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:14,920 We go back to 1982. 1060 00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:15,559 Yes. 1061 00:59:15,559 --> 00:59:17,000 Everyone looks amazing. 1062 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,039 The hair is big. 1063 00:59:20,519 --> 00:59:21,960 There's so much eyeshadow. 1064 00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:22,920 It's incredible. 1065 00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:23,719 The music's spot on. 1066 00:59:23,719 --> 00:59:24,920 You find glamvaronox. 1067 00:59:28,039 --> 00:59:30,199 And he is serving looks. 1068 00:59:30,199 --> 00:59:30,920 All day. 1069 00:59:33,559 --> 00:59:35,880 He stays ready so he doesn't have to get ready. 1070 00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:38,279 Hair teased for the gods. 1071 00:59:38,279 --> 00:59:39,400 Or one. 1072 00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:39,799 Yeah. 1073 00:59:39,799 --> 00:59:40,519 In particular. 1074 00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:42,519 Something terrible. 1075 00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:47,079 He will be by the end of this day if he keeps acting like that. 1076 00:59:52,039 --> 00:59:52,539 Rude. 1077 00:59:54,519 --> 00:59:56,039 I mean, I thought he was going to kill you. 1078 00:59:56,039 --> 00:59:58,360 So I'm much happier to have you in the abyss. 1079 00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:01,480 But you're going to die. 1080 01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:04,519 Not that I don't have complete faith in you, of course. 1081 01:00:04,519 --> 01:00:05,000 But it's like. 1082 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:09,159 Well, it is like two, three schmoes against Orcus 1083 01:00:09,159 --> 01:00:10,360 and the whole army of the undead. 1084 01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:11,480 But I'm sure we'll be fine. 1085 01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:12,440 You'll be fine. 1086 01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:13,480 It's going to be fine. 1087 01:00:14,119 --> 01:00:15,559 My heart will go on with Nighthunter. 1088 01:00:15,559 --> 01:00:17,239 I've abandoned you. 1089 01:00:18,599 --> 01:00:19,559 Mid-battle. 1090 01:00:19,559 --> 01:00:21,319 I'm never going to win the body count. 1091 01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:23,639 Never going to get that horse. 1092 01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:26,920 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.